This is my blog. There’s butts, jokes, jokes about butts and everything in between. Ask a question, have a drink or stay a night or two.Tumblr (3.0; @mywritingisterrible)http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6a8695a10060b31f90b523893ffe975/tumblr_mn9meeTqXN1qz6f9yo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51163884946/poorly-drawn-lines" class="tumblr_blog">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/love-tree/">Poorly drawn lines</a></p></blockquote>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/51169367187http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/51169367187Thu, 23 May 2013 16:24:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cff2ed968bf91953f9a3bb221aa98b11/tumblr_mm5ib2nY5j1ri58ybo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e07286c71d9986020a648791e440874d/tumblr_mm5ib2nY5j1ri58ybo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3677d36fb80f93d1198a1e016242b3a/tumblr_mm5ib2nY5j1ri58ybo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/513341859520bce03438b474fd1a2b59/tumblr_mm5ib2nY5j1ri58ybo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/629ad52b1a285bcf329b556ef2a8e2f0/tumblr_mm5ib2nY5j1ri58ybo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80d4f4cc4c17e99af58140cb1a0beb6c/tumblr_mm5ib2nY5j1ri58ybo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/945167b4c0f4b26fde1fef07d1259970/tumblr_mm5ib2nY5j1ri58ybo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6d4dff5892bce93de93c98f4cc862d5/tumblr_mm5ib2nY5j1ri58ybo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/50936538981http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/50936538981Mon, 20 May 2013 17:49:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/892e29e5a40d716063c793cbc51ac5d0/tumblr_mmtmew19mg1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/50473616374/someday">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://realitystudio.org/bibliographic-bunker/fuck-you-press-archive/">Someday</a></p> </blockquote>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/50477981724http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/50477981724Wed, 15 May 2013 01:00:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b83d5799fc392d1dbefb64066332fe6/tumblr_mf3c4ahG2o1qb725jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thepointyend.tumblr.com/post/49820824476/thedistracted-besote-rosqua-stoul" class="tumblr_blog">thepointyend</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedistracted.tumblr.com/post/49735800658/besote-rosqua-stoul-trafficintheair">thedistracted</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://besote.tumblr.com/post/46905929167/rosqua-stoul-trafficintheair-la-beaute">besote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosqua.tumblr.com/post/46905523162/stoul-trafficintheair-la-beaute">rosqua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stoul.tumblr.com/post/44692743682">stoul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trafficintheair.tumblr.com/post/44305430299">trafficintheair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://la-beaute.tumblr.com/post/44289483536">la-beaute</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://colorless-b-e-a-u-t-y.tumblr.com/post/44288874383/alot">colorless-b-e-a-u-t-y</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>alot.</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I MUST EAT NOW</p> </blockquote> <p>was I the only one who saw buy before eat?</p> </blockquote> <p>yep BODMAS mate you’re supposed to read what’s inside the brackets first   oh gawd i’m so weird don’t read this</p> </blockquote> <p>Please it’s actually BODMAS division comes first</p> </blockquote> <p>WAIT freeze i thought it was PEMDAS parenthesis exponents multiplication division addition subtraction </p> </blockquote> <p>WTF IS BOMDAS</p> </blockquote> <p>Is it a British/European thing or did the kids make up a new acronym to make us feel old? Because if you didn’t learn Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally we have a problem.</p></blockquote> <p>Division is logically equivalent to multiplication. The same with addition and subtraction. It doesn’t matter which you do first. - - someone with a degree in math</p>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/49841811513http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/49841811513Tue, 07 May 2013 03:21:56 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://natloveszelda.tumblr.com/post/48479292119/i-guess-im-supposed-to-introduce-myself">natloveszelda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey, I’m Natalie!</p> </blockquote> <p>Hi, I&#8217;m Michael</p>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/49373616266http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/49373616266Wed, 01 May 2013 14:40:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f5351322af27d8075a9006e91f5d937/tumblr_mm1kq44QN71r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/49321244699http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/49321244699Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:11:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7q3usMafF1r4u9wdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/49214386751http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/49214386751Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:32:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b086bbb9ed1646ec4768fedd202ef2f1/tumblr_mhd73nxF7q1s2ugo7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e901b523b37b0c283ed53ee71fdca1b3/tumblr_mhd73nxF7q1s2ugo7o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/49111555313http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/49111555313Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:51:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9084f8ac3a73cee3462f5526cb91086/tumblr_mlwd7lCDGd1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/48984754379/drinking-is-bad-feelings-are-worse">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Drinking is bad, <a href="http://web.stagram.com/p/393860516424155963_23540223">feelings are worse</a></p> </blockquote>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/48985788201http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/48985788201Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:03:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbb26f259cc3d6f603b46e0dac7ed1a6/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b45bd16f6cd27c98b82abd1724568225/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d49d359924efea26a2cfab33876b249d/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17ffea3385c5daca47b6ffe6e5dd6055/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/48938800828http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/48938800828Fri, 26 Apr 2013 13:25:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f31adddce5a5f06cea1414643791637c/tumblr_mlmydfKkbJ1qz6f9yo1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/48583523273/bukowski">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/nevvvver">Bukowski</a></p> </blockquote>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/48590193566http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/48590193566Mon, 22 Apr 2013 00:13:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12d5c1553740ccab5cf410c120080441/tumblr_ml8ahykD8G1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/47927644736/e-e-cummings">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=aSBtzHoXVl0C">e. e. cummings</a></p> </blockquote>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/47935373743http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/47935373743Sun, 14 Apr 2013 03:00:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/47800752867/as-many-of-you-know-i-recently-purchased-an-uruk-hai">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/df874e885370158c8608ef3bb6a90a1b/tumblr_inline_mkycoy2ltG1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.</p> <p>Such as m<span>aking the bed:</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/34b128a9705b801b4fc4c6d294d65a0d/tumblr_inline_mkycreEbGP1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Making toast:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c61f022de08be2dc0fffef8c88b65a1f/tumblr_inline_mkycs1MOzI1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Getting things off high shelves:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/df03ca2a041af8543358bb9971db052d/tumblr_inline_mkyctpUqID1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Making coffee:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a726d6f33b8ec05eec9fe6d2d72358e7/tumblr_inline_mkycubZ51U1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/43ac38e51ee230e50fd6ec0aa9ed51d6/tumblr_inline_mkycv4L7uP1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/741c76a6cd0db69f792d28dc17c3ff8d/tumblr_inline_mkycvmtQ2w1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>I don’t know how I survived life without it.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/043841e1e74c992905cfd953e6997a3e/tumblr_inline_mkycwbee2s1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><strong>Uruk-Hai Scimitar</strong> by Zoë [<a href="http://zohbugg.tumblr.com/">tumblr</a>] </p> </blockquote>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/47820898611http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/47820898611Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:23:25 -0400http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/47166651655http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/47166651655Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:49:00 -0400http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/47142171217http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/47142171217Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:56:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx43s6kiN1qdj4i3o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx43s6kiN1qdj4i3o2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://le-teen-titans.tumblr.com/post/45528951261/the-b00ndock-batman-is-having-none-of-your-shit">le-teen-titans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-b00ndock.tumblr.com/post/26779557324">the-b00ndock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Batman is having none of your crap today, Superman.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/46791933551http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/46791933551Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:56:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa168347a302ef7c9b5585f9ed750ef0/tumblr_mk2t1ysECV1rrr2r7o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/46184358983http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/46184358983Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:37:54 -0400<p>how do i get more followers? do i need to post more dick pics cause my roommates are getting tired me of asking for them. </p>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/44084516332http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/44084516332Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:19:37 -0500dick pics<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed6c8866b7dbfe76fd953356d34f49c2/tumblr_miuccjx1HV1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/44074679968/peanuts">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pietmondriaan.com/2013/02/26/charles-m-schulz/">Peanuts</a></p> </blockquote>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/44083976858http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/44083976858Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:12:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab5ad133cb6a14effcbb33c62cedfdad/tumblr_mgouhmnFbD1qhttpto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40e5b0bdb292186a5aee7424133cf309/tumblr_mgouhmnFbD1qhttpto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/379814550a99a22b9b90dea2ec89448b/tumblr_mgouhmnFbD1qhttpto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d071275c905576584a0b511ffe9570f/tumblr_mgouhmnFbD1qhttpto4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81db5e0e5ff7b178889bb0062c3d2a42/tumblr_mgouhmnFbD1qhttpto5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc45934fea808c68040dac414673169b/tumblr_mgouhmnFbD1qhttpto6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/43446180767/if-the-disney-villains-had-won">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If the Disney Villains had won.</p> </blockquote>http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/43456811304http://mywritingisterrible.tumblr.com/post/43456811304Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:08:54 -0500