I guess I'm supposed to introduce myself.
natloveszelda: Hey, I’m Natalie! Hi, I’m Michael
"As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
thefrogman: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine. Such as making the bed: Making toast: Getting things off high shelves: Making coffee: Reaching the remote when it’s too far away: And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper: I don’t know how I survived life without it. Uruk-Hai Scimitar by Zoë [tumblr]
Reblog if you want anonymous questions.
I don't care that you tell me you love me more...
how do i get more followers? do i need to post more dick pics cause my roommates are getting tired me of asking for them.
miecroft: valentine’s day is in 5 days so if you are secretly in love with me i suggest you reveal it now
all my life i’ve always watched movies and tv shows that told me ghosts were on this earth because they had unfinished business to attend to. they never told their mother goodbye or their father he was the best father a newly dead person could have asked for. i then realized why i could not sleep for such a long time. i would keep these things in my head and never attend to it. i am...
boltong: when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
Reblog if you're willing to answer anything that...
My mom once told me that if you ever want to make a man happy… flatter his...– (via awapuhigin)
one third of me: i want a cute relationship so much, awh relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex horny fuck relationships lets just be slutty hehe
one third of me: fuck everyone i hate you all go kill yourselves
a text from you right now would make my night
Only following back my tumblr followers on...
fuckyoung: reblog this with your @username for instagram and twitter and ill follow you! you can follow me on instagram @scamming and twitter @stealing ;) fuckyoung ♥’s you @joker7189
Every mouth you’ve ever kissed was just practice. All the bodies you’ve ever...– Warsan Shire (via hyperbolequeen)