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doyouliketolook:

never happens, but i can hope :p

doyouliketolook:

never happens, but i can hope :p

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19 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | 5,482 notes

oh-shenanigans:

Young Lads & 2/3 of Gents

No young Ryan :(

Tumblr, I present to you, the coolest people on the planet.

EDIT: ALL THESE PICTURES WERE FOUND THROUGH THEIR TWITTERS

3 weeks ago on May 28th, 2013 | 4,718 notes
nevver:

Poorly drawn lines

nevver:

Poorly drawn lines

3 weeks ago on May 23rd, 2013 | 3,783 notes
4 weeks ago on May 20th, 2013 | 280,534 notes
nevver:

Someday

nevver:

Someday

1 month ago on May 15th, 2013 | 4,829 notes
thepointyend:

thedistracted:

besote:

rosqua:

stoul:

trafficintheair:

la-beaute:

colorless-b-e-a-u-t-y:

alot.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I MUST EAT NOW

was I the only one who saw buy before eat?

yep BODMAS mate you’re supposed to read what’s inside the brackets first   oh gawd i’m so weird don’t read this

Please it’s actually BODMAS division comes first

WAIT freeze i thought it was PEMDAS parenthesis exponents multiplication division addition subtraction 

WTF IS BOMDAS

Is it a British/European thing or did the kids make up a new acronym to make us feel old? Because if you didn’t learn Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally we have a problem.

Division is logically equivalent to multiplication. The same with addition and subtraction. It doesn’t matter which you do first. - - someone with a degree in math

thepointyend:

thedistracted:

besote:

rosqua:

stoul:

trafficintheair:

la-beaute:

colorless-b-e-a-u-t-y:

alot.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I MUST EAT NOW

was I the only one who saw buy before eat?

yep BODMAS mate you’re supposed to read what’s inside the brackets first   oh gawd i’m so weird don’t read this

Please it’s actually BODMAS division comes first

WAIT freeze i thought it was PEMDAS parenthesis exponents multiplication division addition subtraction 

WTF IS BOMDAS

Is it a British/European thing or did the kids make up a new acronym to make us feel old? Because if you didn’t learn Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally we have a problem.

Division is logically equivalent to multiplication. The same with addition and subtraction. It doesn’t matter which you do first. - - someone with a degree in math

(Source: thecrazyfilipino)

1 month ago on May 7th, 2013 | 186,669 notes

I guess I’m supposed to introduce myself.

natloveszelda:

Hey, I’m Natalie!

Hi, I’m Michael

1 month ago on May 1st, 2013 | 1 note
1 month ago on April 30th, 2013 | 284,779 notes

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1 month ago on April 29th, 2013 | 90,420 notes
1 month ago on April 28th, 2013 | 2,009 notes
nevver:

Drinking is bad, feelings are worse

nevver:

Drinking is bad, feelings are worse

1 month ago on April 27th, 2013 | 1,709 notes
1 month ago on April 26th, 2013 | 162,589 notes
nevver:

Bukowski

nevver:

Bukowski

1 month ago on April 22nd, 2013 | 2,452 notes
nevver:

e. e. cummings

nevver:

e. e. cummings

2 months ago on April 14th, 2013 | 3,226 notes

“As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.”

thefrogman:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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Uruk-Hai Scimitar by Zoë [tumblr

2 months ago on April 12th, 2013 | 107,545 notes